The Rock: Bring it up here jackass!
The Rock: That's better, you jabroni. Triple H, The Rock has a message for your candy ass! Time after time, match after match and there is one man standing tall.. It ain't your monkey crap winning matches - it's the most electrifying man in sports entertainment. Now, there seems to be one thing you keep forgetting.
The Rock: And that's this man right here. Brock Lesnar. I mean, look at this jabroni's shirt for God sake! He will take that boot, stick it sideways and shove it straight up your candy ass! And then there will be one thing the announcer calls at Slamboree...
The Rock: Your NEW WFW Champion... The eyebrow raising, pie eating, jabroni beating, most electrifying man in Sports Entertainment today...
The Rock: The Brahma Bull, The Rock!
The Rock: If ya smelllllllllllll what The Rock...
The Rock: Is cooking.
JR: Well, those were strong words right there from The Rock. How many nicknames does that man have?
King: Not entirely sure, JR! Even so, that man surely is electrifying.
JR: Oh man, there's no doubting that one. Especially with his 'sidekick' Brock Lesnar, is there any way out of this for Triple H? Does he realise what he's got himself into?
King: I'm not discounting him too early, he's up next against 'The Animal' Batista!
JR: Definitely, King. It seems like there is no respite for the champion. I'm getting word we have Hulk Hogan backstage, he's delivering a message to Daniel Bryan. Let's go backstage!
Hogan: Now ya see, my WFW-ites and Hulkamaniacs, last week should've been my first week in WFW. But thanks to that meatball Daniel Bryan, my moment with you Hulkamaniacs was stolen!
Hogan: I've been thinking, God, do I really want to be in WFW? Now ya know something? God told me to say my prayers, eat my vitamins and tell you, Daniel Bryan that no one, and I mean no one does that to Hulk Hogan! Which is why at Slamboree, I want to see you Daniel Bryan in that ring against the 24 inch pythons getting that almighty leg drop!
Hogan: Bryan, you can talk all you want about how you 'respect' me but you're gonna need to prove it! You man enough for the challenge?
Hogan: The 24 inch pythons and the millions, and millions of Hulkamaniacs will be waiting!
Hogan: So put your money where that mouth is and I'll see you at Slamboree, Bryan!
JR: Woah, look! King! It's Bryan! He's got a barbed-wire baseball bat!
King: My God!
JR: He's just clocked Hogan with that baseball bat! What the hell?! Maybe he is a chicken like Hogan said!
King: Well, he definitely didn't take too kindly to being called out by the looks of it!
King: Oh! Exactly like last week, Bryan has punted Hogan directly in the head! Does this man have no shame?
JR: A sneak attack, I guess he's accepting this challenge here from Hogan?
King: He must be!
Bryan: I accept your challenge, jackass! Let's make it a no disqualification match, or would your 'Hulkamaniacs' not want that? Huh?
Bryan: Answer me Hogan! Answer me! Come on Hogan! Answer me!
JR: He's out cold and Bryan is screaming at him! He's snapped! He's truly snapped!
Bryan: For all you six year old Hulkamaniacs, prepare to see your pathetic hero ruined and embarrassed!
King: Woah look at that, he's promised to embarrass Hogan, and he's just left him in a bloody heap! This is shocking!
JR: Hogan is pouring with blood, he is literally showering the stuff. Daniel Bryan has just made a huge claim, even bigger than last week. 'Embarrassing Hogan'? He really is full of himself!
King: Now it's finally time for the Main Event of his huge night of Nitro!
JR: Triple H's first ever opponent since returning to WFW, Batista! The Animal is definitely an amazing competitor in WFW, even coming close to defeating Brock Lesnar!
King: I remember that fight! I thought, genuinely, he had him beat. That Batista Bomb, if Triple H is hit with it, could potentially end this one tonight!
JR: Definitely, it's one of the most devastating moves in WFW!
King: But, Triple H has that Pedigree, let's not forget.
JR: That he does, King! He's calling himself the 'Chosen One' after being put into the Title picture, but not many can refute his claims as he was the WFW Undisputed Champion at Figamania.
King: The first unified champion in WFW history!
JR: Exactly, King. He is one of the greats. This should be a great one!
JR: And there he is, The Chosen One, Triple H! Proudly carrying that title belt to the ring, this man means business tonight!
King: He has a lot of critics and I'm sure he'd want to silence them all.
JR: It might be on the back of his mind here, as this is a huge first match for anyone! Even the most seasoned competitors, such as Triple H!
King: The two men are engaged in a huge stare down, this is gonna be a good one!
JR: And the referee sounds for the bell, here we go!
King: Looks like we're getting a test of strength here...
King: Triple H is going for this one, Batista swaying...
JR: Triple H has won this, Batista's in pain..
King: Oh! He follows it up with a kick to the back..
JR: Triple H starting some offence here coming off the ropes..
King: Swinging him 'round, looks like it's a Neckbreaker..
JR: Oh! One thing that makes Triple H so great is his arsenal of moves, something that we will see for sure tonight if he is to put away such an animal in Batista!
King: For sure, JR. I remember Triple H fighting Jericho at Figamania, it was incredible to see Triple H give it all to win the title!
JR: Triple H can put on one hell of a match, that's for sure.
King: Off the ropes again....
JR: Oh! Batista catches him, what strength from the Animal! He's got him up as if it's Rey Mysterio!
King: Triple H is holding onto those ropes with everything he's got, this is not going to end well if he lets go..
JR: The referee has asked for Batista to drop the hold...
King: Ooh! He's literally just dropped him! Batista showing no mercy in these stages of the fight..
JR: Woah, those huge boots to the head of Triple H! He's not messing around, this is a great proving ground for Batista here tonight.
King: He's got him up...
JR: Oh! Triple H has driven Batista into those turnbuckles! What force behind that one, King!
King: This is definitely proving to his doubters that Triple H has serious strength!
JR: He sure does, King.. What's he looking to follow this one up with?
King: Nice splash from Triple H there, trying to build some momentum after those huge boots to his head!
JR: Sweet running bulldog to Batista there, Triple H is going to go for the cover here..
JR: The ref has started the count..
1!
JR: No, Batista's out on one!
King: Huge elbow right to the jaw of Triple H! He might have broken his jaw with that one!
JR: It's literally sent Triple H across to the other side of that ring! Devastating impact there from the Animal!
King: Clean onto that turnbuckle! Triple H couldn't even defend himself from that one!
JR: Woah, that turnbuckle to the head took a real effect on Hunter.. Look King, he looks out of it!
King: He's almost lifeless in that corner, JR! Batista is just throwing those shoulders into him!
JR: Woah, belly to back suplex.. Triple H could land directly on his head here!
King: My god! He's snapped him in half!
JR: Batista has just driven Triple H almost through that mat!
King: Batista wants this one finished.. He's calling for the Batista Bomb!
JR: Here we go..
King: He is up real high.. Real high!
JR: Woah, hold on, no way?! Is he?!
JR: MY GOD! In mid air he reversed it into a Batista BOMB! That is surreal!
King: JR! JR! JR! Look to your right! JR!
JR: What.. Oh my god.. It's Brock Lesnar! He's emerging from the crowd!
King: He's taking the referee out!
King: Brock Lesnar is just driving the referee into that steel post!
JR: Oh! That's gonna sting in the morning!
King: No.. Triple H! He hasn't seen Lesnar yet!
JR: But he has seen the referee! This is going to end badly..
King: He's up for that devastating F-5!
JR: Look at Lesnar's face! He's screaming with intensity!
King: My god! He's done! He's killed him! That F-5!
JR: Would you look at that, helping Batista get the cover, Triple H has lost his first match in WFW!
King: Just like that, Lesnar's work is done..
JR: The ref's gone for the cover..
1! 2!
3!
JR: That's it! Batista has defeated the WFW Champion!
King: Look at Batista, it's not like he's done this by himself.. Yet by looking at him, you would have thought he had!
JR: Oh no, Lesnar.. He's back..
King: His shirt, it fits him so well.. He's going to kill Triple H here!
JR: Oh! My! God! No! No way! No!
King: What the?!?!
JR: He has killed him! As God is my witness that man will never move again! He has killed Triple H!
King: He's not moving! Brock Lesnar.. Brock Lesnar is.. I'm lost for words!
King: If only he wasn't under The Rock's guidance, he'd be the WFW Champion! He's treated like a pet!
JR: That man, Ladies and Gentlemen is a monster. He is the most vicious, most aggressive, most powerful athlete I have ever, EVER seen in WFW!
King: And now he's got that title..
JR: Just throwing it over Triple H! Does this man have no respect?!
King: Well, ladies and gentlemen.. This is going to be huge.. Triple H has just nearly been killed, he's not moving, will that title be around his waist come Slamboree?
JR: After that, I honestly don't know.. Brock Lesnar is an animal. I don't know if there is anyone that will stop him.
JR: Oh great. Would you look at that, The Rock is here to claim all the glory!
King: What an absolute jackass!
King: Well, good night ladies and gentlemen!
JR: Thanks for watching, will this be the scenes after Slamboree? See you all next week on WFW Nitro!